danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

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anabellen:

LORD! Not even DORI could resist Carly’s song. But,  DORI WILL ALWAYS BE DORI <3 

anabellen:

LORD! Not even DORI could resist Carly’s song. But,  DORI WILL ALWAYS BE DORI <3 

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“You know I’m the first rapper to adopt a tabby cat. You know I adopted straight from the ASPCA, you feel me? Just breaking the boundaries, man.” - Lil B

Drake – “Over My Dead Body”

How I’m feeling doesn’t matter
Cause you know I’m okay
And still I ask myself, why do you hurt me?
You know, you know I’m the same
I know, I know you don’t love me, baby
They’re trying to take you away from me
Only over my dead body

I think I killed everybody in the game last year

Man, fuck it I was on though
And I thought I found the girl of my dreams at the strip club
Mmm mm, fuck it I was wrong though
Shout out to all my n—-as living tax free
Now a days its six figures when they tax me
Oh well, guess you lose some and win some
Long as the outcome is income
You know I want it all and then some
Shout out to Asian girls, let the lights dim some
Shots came, I don’t know where they was sent from
Probably some bad hos about to take a hint from
Yeah, you know me well n—-a
Yeah, I mean you aint the only real n—-a
They got me on these white women like Seal n—-a
Slave to the pussy but I’m just playing the field n—-a
Yeah, are these people really discussing my career again
Asking if I’ll be going platinum in a year again
Don’t I got the shit the world wanna hear again
Don’t Michael Jordan still got his hoop earring in?
Man all of your flows bore me, paint drying
And I don’t ever be trippin off of what aint mine
And I be hearing the shit you say through the grapevine
But jealousy is just love and hate at the same time
Yeah, it’s been that way from the beginning
I just been playing, I aint even notice I was winning
And this is the only sound you should fear
Man, these kids wear crowns over here and everything is alright

I know, I know you don’t love me, baby
They’re trying to take you away from me
Only over my dead body

You say I’m old news, well who the new star
Cause if I’m going anywhere, it’s probably too far
Just performed at a Bar Mitzvah over in the states
Used half of the money to beat my brothers case
Red wine over Fed time
And shout out to the n—-as that’s doing dead time
Shout out to the bitches there when it’s bedtime
And fuck you to the n—-as that think its their time
Yeah, don’t make me take your life apart boy
You and whoever the fuck gave you a start boy
Or you wanna be a motherfuckin funny guy?
Don’t make me break your Kevin heart boy
Yeah, it’s whatever. You know, feeling good, living better
I think maybe I was numb to it last year
But you know I feel it now more than ever
My city love me like Mac Dre in the Bay
Second album, I’m back paving the way
The backpackers are back on the bandwagon
Like this was my comeback season back, back in the day
And I met your baby moms last night
We took a picture together, I hope she frames it
And I was drinking at the Palms last night
And ended up losing everything that I came with
Yeah, feel like I’ve been here before huh
I still got 10 years to go huh
And this is the only sound you should fear
Man, these kids wear crowns over here
And everything is all right

I know, I know you don’t love me, baby
They’re trying to take you away from me
Only over my dead body

If you was in a pine box,

I would surely break the lock

I’d jump right in and fall asleep

I’d fall asleep, Cause you are the death of me

Cause you are the death of me

If you was in a pine box,

I would surely break the lock

I’d jump right in and fall asleep

I’d fall asleep, Cause you are the death of me

Cause you are the death of me

Looking in the mirror I’m embarrassed

I’m feeling like a suicidal terrorist

React like an infant whenever you are mentioned

Mind over matter never worked for my nemesis

I’m in the matter of man arm wrestling hands

I was dope when I said the music business was all I needed

When I got it I was greeted by an alien

That said last year that she slept with a Canadian

That gave him an addiction

That’d keep him in Mercedes Benz

Bright lights and Rihanna has a lady friend

My vice is similar women love when you’re my type

And you win it from everything that your palm write

Put her in the Palms Hotel, Sin City

Devil in a dress, Platinum Chanel

Live the ambiance all cause the audience

One day said I would do it

So instead of a verse being read

I’m a go & get some head off the strength of my music

I tell a bad bitch your ass too fat

Capitalize that and you weave look good

With the Indian tracks

Tracking device on your used 5 series

I don’t call back just blame it on your Canadian

The same day we say we’re in the area cruisin in Toronto

Hit me on the cellular, thought he was gonna sell me a false word

Like the rappers I know

Sat down with a few drinks, located where you can’t see us

A white waitress on standby when we need her

A black Maybach 40 pulled up Jeep

No doors, all that n—-a was missing was Aaliyah

Felt like the initiation

No reality living in the matrix

We talk casually about the industry

And how the women be the tastemakers for the shit we makin

Then he said that he was the same age as myself

And it didn’t help cause it made me even more rude and impatient

So blame it on Mr OVOXO, the reason why I’m breathing on the vanity I know

The reason why my best friend said she love me more than life

But I live a double life and need to let her go

The reason was the highlight was when he said

You belong to the people when you outside

So dig a shovel full of money, full of power, full of pussy, full of fame

And bury yourself alive and I die

BT FT Rob Dickinson ~ Always

Theres nothing for us in this one horse town

You make your own luck in a one horse town

We live in a place they forgot to build out

How many escape from a one horse town?

If it were me

I’d be always running

Always running with you, always

We’re gonna be always together

Always running, always

Always

Same old dreams of escape again

Our same old dreary fate again

That one horse town malaise again

Lets take to the streets so we can breathe again

And we’ll scream our names to the heavens and the plains

Then we’ll run like hell and get clear of this place

We’ll have more of raging heart than grace

But I’d take that any day, always

If it were me I’d be always running

Always running with you, always

We’re gonna be always together

Always running

Always

And we’ll scream our names to the heavens and the waves

Then we’ll run like hell and get clear of this place

We’ll have more raging heart than grace

We wont care

We’ll be always running

Always running with you, always

We’re gonna be always together

Always running

Cause we are far from lost on this dance floor

The freedom drives us crazy

And we are beyond control

The music is burning through our souls

The more it drives us crazy

The more it drives us crazy

The more it drives us crazy

Always, yeah

Cause we are above the law on this dance floor

The freedom drives us

The freedom drives us

The freedom drives us

Always

On this dance floor

Always

The freedom drives us crazy

barackobama:

An hour and twenty minutes of the First Lady hugging people. You’re welcome.

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frankocean:

darker times

they’re telling boulder heavy lies

looks like all we’ve got is each other 

the truth is obsolete

remember when all i had was my mother 

she didn’t compromise

she could recognize 

voodoo 

our daughters and our sons 

are just candles in the sun

voodoo

don’t let him see divide 

don’t you let her see divide

voodoo

she’s got the whole wide world in her juicy fruit 

he’s got the whole wide world in his pants

he wrapped the whole wide world in a wedding band 

then put the whole wide world on her hands

she’s got the whole wide world in her hands 

he’s got the whole wide world in his hands.

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